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What’s Bueno: Tasteless Unlicensed Michael Jackson Halloween Decor!
SURE, you could do your Michael Jackson-themed Halloween shopping at one of those overpriced and seasonal Halloween stores where packaging for Michael Jackson wigs feature an unsurprising non-African-American model…
Oh, how nice that Adam Lambert fellow is still getting work.
And he gets to tell friends “I’m working on a Michael Jackson project!”Yes, you could buy officially-licensed (and expensive!) MJ stuff there…
But instead, why not head to your local 99¢ Only Store where this bony gentleman might greet you over over the registers at the entrance?
He’s available in the Halloween aisle for sale, too! For 99¢ Only!
Can we get a closeup of his head?
Awright, who’s the comedian?! The head of the decoration! Sheesh!
There we go.
And here’s the whole thing, as seen on the package itself:
Tasteless? Definitely.
Worth a chuckle? Hell, it’s worth 99¢ Only and a chuckle!
And on the positive side, since it’s unlicensed, the Jackson family won’t further descend into warfare over the profits.
Ted Parsnips
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