1. Also Posted At My Gym!

    revoction

    Okay, okay, fine – I got it – I’m not allowed to eat here any more…or my membership will be revocted.

    But I can still warm up my Fettuccine Alfredo with broccoli in the steam room, right? I tell ya – set it on the upper tier of benches in the back next to those two guys who always sit next to each other, go work out and 45 minutes later, you’ve got perfectly-cooked pasta, every time!

    [And here I do that, what would you call it?, Italian Chef Kissing Motion, I guess.] Mmwuh!

    Posted by on October 9, 2014, 6:13 AM.

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