1. That Sound You Just Heard Is…

    A) Woodstock farting.

    B) The folks at Iconix Brand Group and Peanuts Worldwide LLC high-fiving each other for this latest merchandising home run designed to keep the Peanuts characters “relevant” twelve years after the last original strip ran and the death of their creator (who somehow managed to draw a comic strip for half a century without resorting to toilet humor).

    C) Charles Schulz rolling over in his grave.

    Posted by on August 20, 2012, 5:07 AM.

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